zucchini_tortellini.cos

Owner of a fat voluptuous earth quake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god

“Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”

I didn’t wanna put that it forced me

by ur mom sucks my nuts June 22, 2021

Steel Tortoise

Hes a man from Maynmar (Burma). Hes fucking awesome.

"Steel Tortoise is so fucking awesome"

by Terixy August 19, 2022

On the tortilla

A phrase used as a descriptor for a potential romantic relationship that is not of genuine interest. A "side chick". This tortilla-person would not be seen as first priority. The two in this relationship may be completely unsure if each other's feelings.

1: Do you like this girl foreal?
2: Nah dude, she's on the tortilla. I'm down to kiss her but if she gets crazy it's no sweat because I can replace her easily.
1: (laughing) You dog! I should've known you were on the tortilla with that chick!

by FacetiousFemaleFireHydrant February 10, 2015

Chupa my tortellini

A generalized sexual inuendo

You want to chupa my tortellini?

by Ddawg747 October 30, 2020

Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla

The name to call your sister named Maria Sophia

Person1 Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla get here
Person2 THATS NOT MY NAME BITCH

by Skoofora November 5, 2020

Tortilla Pants

A slang substitute that can stand for anything, anywhere, at any time.

Man! Look at that tortilla pants over there!
I wasn't sure what they were doing, but I think it had to do with those tortilla pants.
I wouldn't go near her unless she had some tortilla pants on!
That was a hell of a night, there were so many tortilla pants I can even remember!

by Tortilla Pants April 30, 2008

Trorts

An unfortunate fashion statement that is determined by a clothing garment that is neither a pair of shorts or trousers, and therefore hangs awkwardly mid-calf.

Often found in Salamantanchander and worn with Basketball shoes.

lol nice trorts

by geesus8 May 21, 2011