Salem Witch Trial

When some asshole starts trouble with you, and then sets you up the be the bad guy and take all the heat.

One of the boss's stupid bitches starts a crazy arguement with you at work, and then runs to the boss, who she is fucking, to get you in trouble.

KATE: What happened Jane?

JANE: Salem Witch Trial, Kate. One week off with no pay.

KATE: But Alice started it! You're right -- Salem!

JANE: Yea, maybe I better start fucking the boss so I don't get fired.

KATE & JANE: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jane Curtain July 9, 2006

Shopping Drift Trial

A type of shopping cart race that takes place like where shopping cart racing is supposed to place in. A store, or a mall, and it’s either a circuit or sprint where you have to drift constantly by yourself the whole race in order to achieve your personal longest drift chain without stopping.

The more you drift, and the faster you go, the better you do. If you come into contact with the walls, your drift ends, and you will have to start the event all over again from the beginning.

This can be done alone, or with friends who take turns keeping track of each their drift chains.

I did a Shopping Drift Trial by myself at Walmart and I did the best drift out of all my friends on my shopping cart racing gang.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials

When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.

I refuse to participate in the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

tinfoil tiara

A tiara or crown that one makes from tinfoil / aluminium foil for play when one lives in a trailer in the hood.

Ex 1. Look at this tinfoil tiara I made for our game of dress up, we are so poor! But resourceful ;)

by cityoflights January 12, 2009

triad of evil

The Triad of Evil, often abbreviated triad, is an organization of three critical and sarcastic out of state students who chose to attend college in Greensboro, NC. They are most likely found mocking the south and it's residents for their own amusement. They especially enjoy it when North Carolina residents insist on the incorrect pronunciation of Appalachian.

"I knew what you was doing, I ain't stupid" said the Triad of Evil.

by The Triad September 4, 2006

triack

1) a ho.
2) an individual of such an annoying magnitude that not God himself could preclude you from disliking him/her.

Geez, that guy's a triack!

by vonlichten August 31, 2008

Celeb Death Triad

The procession of three celebrities dying in close proximity to each other.

Walter Kronkite is the third in another Celeb Death Triad. Which three celebrities will be next?

Billy Mays RIP 06-28-09, Karl Malden RIP 07-01-09, Walter Kronkite RIP 07-17-09

Ed Mcmahon RIP 06-23-09; Michael Jackson RIP 06-25-09, Farrah Fawcett RIP 06-25-09;

by jshep21 July 17, 2009