Touchless Carwash

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

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touchfeel

A last defense in a dis battle. After your all out of comebacks, if you have absolutely nothing, you can rely on this one. Either your opponent will stop what he is doing rendered completely brain dead or will burst out laughing at the stupidity you just uttered. Commonly used while gaming and getting your ass handed to you.

Joe, why cant you kill anyone, your playing like a retarded gorilla. Fuck you ya fucken...uuuuh, touchfeel.

by Zycon December 9, 2007

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Touchfended

The feeling you get when you are simultaneously moved emotionally and a little insulted.

The term is a portmanteau of "touched" and "offended"

When he said he read some bad poetry and thought of me, I was understandably touchfended.

by -=DC=- February 24, 2011

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touchess

A hebrew slang for ass

Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly

Old jewish grandma: Get your touchess over here you lazy lazy girl!

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

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toucheruppery

The act of touching something up in a sophisticated yet inspiringly sexy manner.

"Pete was a prolific car toucherupperer"

"JB gained a degree in penus toucheruppery whilst in Cambodia monkey hunting"

"JB & Pete toucheruppered each other without making eye contact.."

by Banterclause November 16, 2019

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