torpedo

A half-handle, or about 750mL, of alcohol, usually vodka.

I have a black cherry torpedo in my room waiting to be drunk.

by claudiu April 17, 2007

The Angry Torpedo

to grunt and force a log of shit out of your ass with such ferocity that you get a splatter effect on the inside of the toilet (if done too forcefully you may get some kickback so be cautious when performing in stalls.) CAUTION!: do not attempt The Angry Torpedo when you have the drizzling shits as you may effectively blow your colon.

Man, I was feeding this chick a hot lunch last night, but I was so constapated that I shot off an Angry Torpedo by accident and took out her left eye.

by Stacker February 26, 2004

torpedoed

To be betrayed, backstabbed, dissed, or punked by a someone you thought loyal.

Usually it's bros before hos, but Eddy torpedoed me with that bitch.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005

rusty torpedo

after you fuck a bitch in the ass and shove your rod down her throat.

i know this hoe who liked ass to mouth so i gave her a rusty torpedo.

by t-loc April 28, 2006

Torpedo

A nickname for a girl who has extremly big boobs! The girl will most likely not like this nickname, but its for a good reason. Then again, on a rare occasion, the girl might like it, so give it a try!

Guy: hey look at that chick, she's got a nice rack!
Guy#2: DAMN! Her nickname is Torpedo dude!

( Guy#2 goes over by the girl )

Guy#2: hey Torpedo! Nice to meet ya!
Girl: What did you call me?
Guy: Torpedo, ya know.... you got reAlly big tits!
Girl: i know i do, but you dont need to give me a nickname like that!

by Shelberzzzzzzo February 21, 2010

ToRpiD

–noun
1. The act of ToRpiD
2. The fishing line containing the lure and hook for use in fail trolling on a forum.
3. To talk absolute shit, repeating everything they say.
4. An incest faggot, directly related to the manson family.

1. A ToRpiD would say something like "I feel sorry for you, having 13 legs and an orange head."
2. o rly?
3. Take what little grammar you have and go back to school, mang.
4. OH NOEZ PLEZ NO?! I'm sorry if you cant come up with a single logical argument
5. lol ur a kool kid arent u

by JesusHadAegis February 19, 2009

tennessee torpedo

When rednecks want to get kinky they take a fresh uncooked corncob and shove it up their lover's ass. Usually they leave the leaves pulled back so they can pull it out if they want to, but the hardcore torpedoers let it go all the way and must shit it out at some later time.

Aw man, during a 3 some the other day Brandon and Barret wanted to get kinky so they gave each other the old tennessee torpedo and left it in!!!!

by Sir Hampton of Darby June 13, 2006