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Token White Guy

This is the one white guy that hangs out with minorities in order to easily score pot or other substances. Usually the alpha male of the group he scores the most girls. An example of an interaction between the token white guy and a friend is as follows

Black Friend : OK ill see u tomorrow dawg! (Goes to give dap)
Token: Ok, (gives dap, walks away)
Token: I fucking hate these people! If i wasnt getting so much weed and minority pussy I'd snuff all these assoles!
by ClearZ June 29, 2010
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Token White Guy

The rarely seen Caucasian male that seldom given a chance to enter a professional basketball game in an attempt to mislead the public into thinking that white people can compete on the same level as the African American male species.
We're up by 70 points with 2 minutes left, let's let the token white guy get some action.
by Sir Honest 2K November 22, 2013
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Token

An extremely hilarious guy who’s undeniabley handsome and sexy. He’s a self proclaimed asshole, but it really isn’t true. He’s wicked smart and he makes your day every day. He’s thoughtful and sweet and will make your heart smile. Everyone loves Token.
"Wow, that guy is amazing. I've never met anyone as cool as him!"
"It must have been Token."
by SmileyWriter August 21, 2014
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tokenomics

When you pass the bong around and as it gets empty people put refill it.

Trickle down tokenomics: when you load the bowl and people add different variations of weed to the bowl
We used tokenomics to keep the bowl green.

If you fuck with the tokenomics, I probably won't want to smoke with you anymore.

Because of tokenomics, we all get along much better.
by Thealygator November 16, 2018
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Token

Anyone poor and unemployed, who is light skinned and born in USA.
by Collage Edecated. August 9, 2019
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Token slut

A Brawl Stars player that rushes in to get his tokens, ignoring all the damage he is taking
lol did that Dynamike really get killed trying to get a token?
Yeah, what a token slut
by PatheticCat November 13, 2019
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Tokenized Albert Wesker

Albert Wesker is not black! He doesn't wear glasses (he wears shades). He already (canonically) has a SON!

Hym "Here's why the new Resident Evil series is shit: They wanted to have a black female lead. So, what did they do? They tokenized Albert Wesker. Albert Wesker is not a black man. He is white. And blonde. I actually like that actor but that is not Albert Wesker. They have him taking shit from some half-hispanic-looking lesbian. Albert Wesker does not take shit from half-hispanic-looking lesbians. The main characters are his black and Asian daughters. Albert Wesker does not have a black or asian daughter. Albert Wesker has a son. Albert Wesker's son is one of the main characters of Resident Evil 6. Albert Wesker's son is white and blonde. Why? Because Albert Wesker is white and blonde. Where is the Samurai Edge!? Where are his 🕶️!? Where is his leather jacket!? Where are all the things that make Wesker, Wesker? Non-existent! There aren't any white main characters in the show. Except for Baxter. Who is not only the comic relief but the best character in the show. Baxter was busting some zombie ass, dual wielding a pair of Mauser C96,and dies immediately. The main protagonist is annoying. She is also an over-actor and, therefore, could not have been the 'best person for the job.'
Also, some of the scenes are logically incoherent. At one point, the MC and a family she is trying to help smuggle out of the city are trapped by a giant spider. The patriarch of the family decides to hold the spider off so his family can escape. Not only does he fail miserably, but the MC and the family don't even leave the room until after he is dead! Thereby, entirely defeating the purpose of his sacrifice! After finally escaping the spider, the MC and the mother and son (who is infected by the T-virus) get to the end of the tunnel and rest for a moment while the MC tries (and fails) to convince the mother to abandon her infected son. This scene is followed by the MC struggling (for an extended period of time) to walk up the stairwell out of the tunnel they were in due to fatigue and injury! She was not injured or fatigued a second ago! Where is that coming form!? How is she injured now? She was just fine and rested before walking up the stairs! How is she THAT injured!? And now I have to watch this chick over-act her way up the stairwell for 2 and a half minutes! Terrible. Not a good job. Tokenized Albert Wesker.
by Hym Iam August 3, 2022
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