pull a Todd

to leave one's own wife for a much lesser specimen

Q: "Did you hear that Joe left his really awesome wife for that ugly Jody chick with the crunchy blonde hair and 4 kids?"

A: "Yeah, way to pull a Todd on that one. What a loser."

by cheaterssmell October 4, 2008

The Dirty Todd

A guy who sucks dick for beer money and don't even drink.
A guy who belittles people to compensate his own small inadequacies
Just an all around bitch made guy who feels inferior and usually beats females to make himself feel tough

This person gave my my friend The Dirty Todd so bad I had to beat his punk ass down

by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020

rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

todd ross

todd ross can be used as a term for someone who smashes faces when kissing. i mean full on lightning mcqueen into your face. it’s more of a touching of your teeth than a kiss. it can also be used as swerving, or being swerved when kissing or being kissed. don’t be a todd ross when kissing.

marina: “jake tried to kiss me on the ferris when but i todd rossed him.”

by todd ross’s friends June 29, 2019

Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.

Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win

by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021

Sean todd

a hairy 13 yr old boy that loves blair and hooked up w her

Yo i don’t know why Sean todd is so hairy

I don’t know either, but he’s hooking up with blair in Wreck it ralph

by SoreTire July 3, 2019

Emily Todd

fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!

"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"

by THATSMYTYPE September 28, 2019