National Masturbation Together Day

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them

Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!

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Having your shit together

Megan is a great example of having your shit together

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A day where you recognize a person that your not dating but is having sexual relations with. Taken place on October 5th

Girl1: Wassup wit you and CJ
Girl2: Girl fuck him but imma still post him for “National We Anit Together But We Fucking” day

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the opposite of a sausage fest.

when clits get to together

why are there no dudes at this party? This party is such a clit-together.

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when you get together with a few buddies to relax and chew a few dips, sometimes this happens when you run out.

you:"man i need some chew"
me:"lets go over jonny's and have a dip together"
you:"ya haha free chew!"

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"If we don't hang together we will surely all hang separately". Benjamin Franklin

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A state of mind that determines two given people will never enter a romantic relationship.

He had the position of never together--she was too old for him anyway, he thought.

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