Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 04, 2020

Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019

Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.

"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

by Janky Mary July 26, 2021

I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch

Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.

by 0007DM November 26, 2021

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 24, 2025

wake up the members of my nation

you won't be free until you wake up her members of my nation..

the icarly theme song is called "leave it all to me" (a really good song)

tv: it's all real, I'm telling you just how i feel
friend: bro are you watching a kid's show?
friend 2: it's a good show!
tv: wake up the members of my nation-

by NIGHT_BR3AKS August 31, 2022

Wisconsin Wake up

To wake up your partner with a blowjob.

Got a Wisconsin wake up this morning from that slag I picked up at the bar last night

by Dank_Harry April 14, 2018