Josh

Josh is the sweetest guy there is. He has a girlfriend who would do anything for him and isn`t afraid to be himself. He is funny and charming and will make you fall for him faster than you can blink. He is worth every minute of your time because he will never waste it. He is handsome and charming, you can put all your trust in him and he won`t let you down. He is amazing and you will love him.

ex. he is so perfect - he must be josh

by ntbr1994 November 30, 2011

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Josh is a fat ginger fire-crotch bitch. He is a loser and has no friends, except his granny. He desperately wants to be a woman. He is the most pathetic piece of shit in the world. People who are around him want to punch him because he is a mouthy, cocky asshole. He will never have a life. Josh loves to start drama with people because he has nothing better to do. He is so fucking fat he breaks every car his lard ass ever sat in. He is creepy and will stalk you. He is very ugly and pimply faced. It looks like someone shit on his head. No one wants to be around him because everything that comes out of his mouth is disgusting and insulting. His favorite things are twinkies and big gulps. The only thing he knows how to do is eat and smoke weed. He's a lazy fucker and stinks like 100yr old ass cheese because he's too fat to wash in between his fat folds. He's never seen his penis. He's not sure if he even has one. Josh is the herpie on the dick of society. His life sucks and you just cant get any uglier, red-headed, fat, stupid, lazy or disgusting than Josh.

When you see Josh yell: Red, Red, who shit on your head??

Josh is the red-headed step child you love to hate and treat like shit

If you cant find your penis then you're a fatass Josh

If the only action you get is with a twinkie then you must be Josh

If you ever busted the axel on a car out with your fatness then yep, you're Josh.

by SoSexiLexi June 24, 2011

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