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Douchebag

Ajit Pai is the ultimate form of the douche bag. Going from Verizon Lawyer to being designated as FCC Chairman by America's own Manchurian Candidate. He wants to make the internet shitty for literally everyone and probably doesn't know a thing about actual networking. Like literally nothing.
My name is Ajit Pai and I don't know a thing about networking but let me sell you on this fancy idea called "Internet Fast Lanes!"

Cisco Routers? Is that like Sisqo's Thong Song? God, I'm SUCH a douchebag!
by Frank Jaeger November 22, 2017
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by Tracytron December 14, 2017
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"Yo man did you Jake Paul new vid"
"No fucking douchebag" #fuckjakepaul"
by Candykelly02 July 19, 2017
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John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.
by Oeedy December 21, 2017
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Someone who surpasses the level of complete idiocy and stupidity and has almost no idea of what they're talking about.
@conner is such a douchebag
by Noname September 21, 2016
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A guy who is fucking a girl you want to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe Sandra is still with that douchebag!
by Count Frolic April 29, 2016
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Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.
Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.
by old lang guy March 20, 2013
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