brexit

Saying goodbye but not actually leaving.

Look, Dave is still at here at the party. Didn't he brexit like two hours ago.

by RancoR2k January 22, 2019

Brexit

When a man promises his sexual partner that he will pullout, but doesn't.

Elizabeth II was distraught at Philip's actions after he conducted a Brexit at the culmination of intercourse.

by stlhokie December 8, 2019

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024

pull a brexit

to leave them
and ignore them

did you pull a brexit on me?

by captainsbich January 10, 2021

Brexit Bump

Meaning 1: An issue in your life that can likely be boiled down to Brexit either being something that happened as a result of Brexit or something that Brexit did that made your life more difficult.

Meaning 2: A baby born during the Brexit period (2016-2020)

"Hey Sarah, I now have to sell my villa in Spain because of Brexit"
"Yeah, that's such a brexit bump"

"Yo Tony, did you know that Lea was born in 2018?"
"No way, I didn't know that she was a Brexit Bump"

by Tailor of Chaos February 12, 2023

Brexit Breakfast

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.

I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!

by L777GMA June 22, 2021

Brexit Overtake

(In Formula 1, and other motorsports) - When a driver overtakes another driver, usually taking the later out of the race, with the former continuing with minimal damage to the vehicle.

Did you see George’s overtake into turn 1, it was a proper BREXIT OVERTAKE, Sainz didn’t stand a chance

by hudsonfysh March 6, 2023