Ronny Topper

Ya ever hear of the time when Ronny lost his virginity? Nope? Here we go

Ronny was in highschool, a 16 year old virgin, the horny type.

Girls didn’t like him, but who could blame them, Ronny’s social skills were terrible, especially his flirting.

One time, he saw a girl he liked.. she was soo hot.. any straight man would have a shorty on the spot, but Ronny had other plans. He walked up to her, and said hi.

She responded, Heyy.

Ronny jizzed the jizz he had been saving up the past 17 days, his personal record.

Brutally shot it through his pants, up into her mouth and back out through her nose...

And that, my friends, is a Ronny Topper

Guy1: YO BITCHASS NIGGA FINNA GET FUCKEN BEAT FOR CHEATING ON ME

Gf: Aww daddy, it was just a Ronny Topper!

Guy1: okay.. I’ll beat him up

Gf: NOO! THE WAY HE CHOKED ME FELT SOOO GOOD

by Ayyy Lmao... June 26, 2019

italian tupperware

Reusable plastic containers and the matching lids. Such as store bought Kool Whip, butter and sherbert containers.

If you want to take leftovers home, bring your Italian Tupperware to dinner with you.

by Ok Rudy September 27, 2019

green topper

the freshly packed bowl of marijuana that will be given to the person in rotation that deserves or is in place to receive the first hit.

Andrew packs a green topper, yet gives it to Max, and says “You’ve had a rough day, looks like you need a green topper.”

by traumaqueen2000 June 14, 2022

Pulling a Gus Tupper

Coming to a party and leaving after like 20 minutes.

"whered tim go?"
"He's pulling a gus tupper, said he was tired."

by 69izzy69 December 22, 2009

Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.

(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"

by ALoverOfLove August 14, 2016

Tri-Tipped

When a female is plugged air tight in all three holes, mouth, vagina and anus, by three well hung male partners.

I got tri-tipped last night and I’m sore and still leaking.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

timperley

A small fishing marina on the southern outskirts of Manc land. Full of faggots and lezzers.

Nelly: Are you coming for a pint in Timperley ?
Paul: Nah its full of fags and lezzers.

by stunty June 24, 2006