(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.
Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.
Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.
by rubtwostix October 18, 2011
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Melissa fired off a tile peeler in church, proving the Confucian adage, "Lady who fart in church sit in own pew."
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Wiggling your dick in a girls dangling earings, producing a sound that resembles that of a rattlesnake poised to strike.
by Corey Trevor May 16, 2006
Get the Timber Rattler mug.A person who thinks she or he's really something. A person who likes to show off. A person who believes she or he's bigger/better/cooler than the people around him/her. A delusion that you're much more powerful and influential than you really are. Also: overestimation of one's own capabilities.
Invented in Brixton, London, in February 2010. Expression taken from the name of an actual shop, i.e. Tile Giant, 140-142 Brixton Hill, London, SW2 1 RS, UK.
Invented in Brixton, London, in February 2010. Expression taken from the name of an actual shop, i.e. Tile Giant, 140-142 Brixton Hill, London, SW2 1 RS, UK.
He thinks he's in charge of everything, I guess he thinks he's a tile giant!
He tells everyone (who doesn't want to know) how great his tricks are. He's a proper tile giant!
She thinks she can fly off that roof. Now she's a real tile giant!
He tells everyone (who doesn't want to know) how great his tricks are. He's a proper tile giant!
She thinks she can fly off that roof. Now she's a real tile giant!
by avril14th December 23, 2010
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by Cliff January 25, 2004
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Noun: A rectangular or square shaped object which is used to cover up objects, such as a roof or some decorative pavement. They are usually some sort of ceramic clay or a brand of stone.
Verb ( see tiling tiles ): To tile something.
Noun: A rectangular or square shaped object which is used to cover up objects, such as a roof or some decorative pavement. They are usually some sort of ceramic clay or a brand of stone.
Verb ( see tiling tiles ): To tile something.
Noun: Each tile was fitted neatly on the pavement.
Verb: The construction worker was briskly tiling the muddy ground with finely shaped crafts of stone.
Verb: The construction worker was briskly tiling the muddy ground with finely shaped crafts of stone.
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