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three sided cock duster

handle bar moustache used to carefully dust the top and sides of a convenient cock
Man, that guy from supersize me has a huge three sided cock duster
by Steve eh April 23, 2008
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smokes three packs a day

One who smokes sicty cigarettes per day.
Your pop caught you smoking, and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes three packs a day
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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I'd Go there

Rhetorical phrase used to appropriate sexual desire toward individuals who would not normally attract erotic attention; Senior Citzens, People with excessive plastic surgery, Mutants, Penguins etc
"...What do you mean, you don't want to date my Grandma? I'd got there?"

"....I don't know guys, that Penguin is hot! I'd go there...."
by Mr Locky June 2, 2013
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three legged chicken dance

First a woman bends over and grabs something sturdy, then a man enters her from the rear, the man then firmly grasps her hair and one at a time proceeds to place his feet flat on her back while continuing to plow her from behind then triumphantly clucking at the top of his lungs, like an crazed rock climber who is clinging on for dear life!
Damn dude that girl from the bar was so freaky we did the three legged chicken dance until I fell off and got a concussion!
by Drew P Cock January 22, 2017
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Three blind mice day

On November 5th 2016, Amanda declared "This is not hard....but it is! It's Christmas, it's a holiday, rodents, there are more than two!" Someone exclaimed "Three blind mice!" Thus making this day henceforth Three blind mice day.
It's three blind mice day! Say whaaaaat!?
by Alpha-Sion November 6, 2016
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three tiered shit dyke

A "three tiered shit dyke" is a group of 3 people growing more insufferable each person, commonly creating chaos and unfairness around them.
Hey man I need some god damn help I'm caught in the middle of a three tiered shit dyke
by Dickfrigate April 6, 2023
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put down a three

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
by JiffMart May 1, 2010
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