Thomas 

An absolute prick.

Thomas is a prick

Thomas by CokieJoce January 23, 2019

Thomas 

When givin the name “thomas” when born, automatically means your a savage. People with the name thomas, usually have a 7.5-8 inch cock that devours poon.

“I cant walk”
“Why?”
“I was with thomas and he parked his train in my garage”

Thomas by Poonslay69 April 23, 2019

Thomas 

A portmanteau of thicc and mommas. A quicker way of saying “thicc mommas” for those who are in a hurry, and need to communicate in fewer syllables to save time.

We could be calling thicc mommas thomas but y’all ain’t ready.

Thomas by Pony Danza April 13, 2022

Thomas 

The dankest tank engine in the world.

A: Have you heard of Thomas?
B: Uh yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine!!!

Thomas by pseudonymousss June 19, 2018

Thomas 

thomas is the best boyfriend you could ask for. he is very playful, nice, polite and funny. he will always ask how your day was and start up conversation. he has the most beautiful blue eyes and perfect blond hair. if you ever get the chance, keep him forever. though he might not want to stay.

girl: omg i just had the best time with my boyfriend! we were playing around a lot

girl 2: was his name thomas?

girl: how did you know?

Thomas by oddball124 June 10, 2019

Thomas 

Thomas is a horny little perv, but he’s also easy to fall for. He makes you wanna strangle him and kiss him at the same time. He is very flirtatious, making him hard to resist. He makes sure he’s the only guy in your life, he will claim you. He’s mysterious, he’ll make sure you can never understand him. His moods change in the span of 5 minutes. He acts like nothing fazes him, he has trust issues he won’t talk about, and he’s secretly heartbroken but if you ask he’ll get defensive. He is a dumbass at times. He’ll make you never want to leave him, he’ll make you wanna do anything he says. Thomas is a man of many talents and always keeps you guessing. Thomas is too good to be true. Most importantly Thomas is a sadist, and it’s hot...

I’m in love with you Thomas.

Thomas by I’ll remain anonymous June 26, 2019

Thomas 

He is a teenager who is kind of an asshole but he can't help it. He really does love the people that love him. He somehow gets good marks on every test but dosen't study at all. Be nice to him and he will kind of be a dick back but that's his way of showing love.

You're such a Thomas.

Thomas by m9te August 10, 2019