thief snake

A sketchy well-known louse who torches vehicles and pockets money from local pizza establishments.
An uncertain dad who wears white new balance shoes
An unexplainable snitch
Leo Lurns is the shadiest thief snake in all of eastern canada
by Wall648acad February 02, 2017
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Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.
BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."
by J-Saturn January 17, 2010
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Time thief

Someone who takes up your time with pointless explanations or anecdotes.
When asking a collegue a yes/no question, he replied with a 45 minute response. Not only that but he sent a follow up email later that day and when I didn't reply once again accosted me with with his response (which still didn't answer the question). My collegue is a time thief as he took more than an hour of my time.
by happykat October 14, 2009
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Oxygen thief

Those in our community that consume OXYGEN but are of no real value. Particularly those who inhale large amounts of OXYGEN and exhale copious amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE in the process of expounding at great length on one issue or another. READ, POLITICIANS, LAWYERS, BARRISTERS, BANKERS, STOCKBROCKERS.
OXYGEN THIEF: Current Batch of bankers with thier hand in my pocket to bale them out after causing the WFC through thier own greed and arrogance. Current batch of politicians with thier hand in my pocket to give money to the current batch of bankers and stockbrokers.
What can a pidgeon in NYC still do that a stockbroker cant?
Leave a deposit on a BMW.
by MEANOLDBASTARD May 16, 2010
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blanket thief

A bad man who sneaks up in your business and loots your valuable baby blanket for his own nefarious purposes. Then he revels in his conquest of your tears, only darkness resides in a blanket thief's heart.
Sean STOLE my baby blanket, though he denies it, he is a blanket thief.
by VerucaSaltPants November 25, 2013
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Glory Thief

One who steals anothers Glory. First coined by Brian Spicer in 1999 and soon after stolen by David "Puck" Rainey and Justin Gulley. (true glory thieves.)
At work you accomplish something glorious only to have a co-worker take credit. Your co-worker is a glory thief.
by Brian Spicer December 08, 2008
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Swag thief

To steal still anothers swagger style mojo or vibe to copycat and to duplicate a replica of swag that doesn't originate from the originator.

This term was coined during 2009
I thought we were better than that don't be a swag thief copycat.
by Kid ferrari January 17, 2022
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