by Hjaller February 19, 2019
by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019
A heaping glob of donkey shit.
by Skizoo May 24, 2022
Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
by Justin sideme September 21, 2023
by jman2001 April 08, 2014
by Pal March 24, 2022
when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas
by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022