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Sidewalk Splash

When you get hit with water runoff from the road due to someone driving too fast over it. Also an old TV trope in which a character has this happen to them to add insult to injury when already having a bad day.
Jill: “How could things get any worse!?”
*Gets Sidewalk Splashed*
by BigLesbianLol June 8, 2019
mugGet the Sidewalk Splashmug.

Toilet Splash

When your dropping nuggets in the tilotet there’s a chance the water will splash your asshole your making it clean. therefore it’s a toilet splash and yes this was written after I had experienced a toilet spalsh.
Bro you got to try and do a toilet splash I was shitting and then the water form the Toilet splashed my ass making it a toilet splash now it’s super clean now!!.
by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Splashmug.

Selby Splash

A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.
Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”
by redmiked September 21, 2022
mugGet the Selby Splashmug.

coochie splash

A sponge bath for the vagina....
Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash
by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021
mugGet the coochie splashmug.

BITCH SPLASH

An unwelcome soaking; to cause to be wet; to retaliate with liquid element
She neared my vessel in her motorized watercraft cause me to declare "get any closer and I will have to bitch splash you"
by porkweaponry July 6, 2018
mugGet the BITCH SPLASHmug.

Brownie splash

A splash of water a person receives in the butt when they are taking a shit, dump, or poop. When you're poop hits the water and splashes back up into you
"Gotdamit man, I just got brownie splashed. I even tried standing up as my turd left my butt

to avoid this!!"

- Marcus R
by Marcus R Jr June 13, 2015
mugGet the Brownie splashmug.

splash nuts

When a man has butt pee and it splashes on his ball sack.
Bryant's wife didn't want to touch him, because he has splash nuts!!!!
by 123456782014 November 12, 2014
mugGet the splash nutsmug.

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