Sal

A really sexy guy. Probably Italian. He's old now but back in the day he could pick up any woman who he laid eyes on. Always a one night stand so they never stayed which makes him a wrinkly 70 year old man with no kids AND A LIT AF FORKLIFT. Pretty suprised hes damn single. He grew up in the city of full house (North Beach) which is lit as hell. I'd like to go there

"Sal groped my dog"

by RodTargent December 27, 2018

Dada Sal

Dada Sal is a very funny girl and has a big heart. She is very very beautifal like for msysh. She is also very familiar. Everyone have to respekt DADA Sal. When you know a dada sal love her to infinity.

A je lodh ojjj dada sal

by Nesa277 November 23, 2021

Sal Sandwich

A sexual position involving 2 men named Sal with a woman in the middle.

Did you hear about the Sal sandwich we had with Emily?

by Sweati Corp. May 18, 2019

Sal

A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.

"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"

by ihaveapetrooster September 4, 2019

Sal steamer

Where one preforms a skinning on a dog before using its bodily fluids as lube to munt the same dead dog. This potion is know as Sal's regiment. During this sex session (which may include multiple people using Sal's regiment to help slide into the dog corpse) they all preform Cleveland steamers on the dog.

My friend Hunter told me about the fun times at the diddy party. One of the planned activities included a Sal Steamer.

by Zarkzad November 1, 2024

sAl.

An amazing boyfriend, so cute and amazing. I wanna kiss them so much. Ily

"That nerd is so ugly"
"stfu, kys, jump off a bridge, they're sal."

by nobodyjncijkncajk May 18, 2021

Sal The Skeleton

Sal is probably the best person to ever live. He gets so many bitches, too many that he had to construct another house because they were overflowing.

Girl: " Sal the Skeleton has the biggest bone I've ever seen! "
Guy: " Sal made me gay "

by CD__ April 6, 2024