Professor

A guy who you feel nervous around and have confusing feelings for (aka a secret code name for your crush)

I feel so confused around the professor

by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022

Professor Thanos

(n.) A teacher who curves a class to fail 50% of students.

Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.

Alan avoided Calculus III because he heard it was taught by a Professor Thanos.

by nolandc October 4, 2019

That’s Professor

Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.

“Man, did you hear what the speaker at the protest was saying?”

“Yeah, that’s professor.”

by RussianBae October 20, 2022

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

by throwstones January 25, 2021

Professor Yolo

Slang term for a young kid who is a warzone god but turns into an old man once 8:00 hits and then makes up excuses to get off and go to bed.

Well look at the time, there goes “Professor Yolo” again.

by Handily69420 March 16, 2022

Nutty Professor

The title of a movie about a College professor who has an ego named Buddy Love & has a family who loves eating a huge load of food.

I remember watching "The Nutty Professor" & i I didn't care for it.

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK December 27, 2020