stop, drop, and plop

the act of a runner, during a race or jog, stopping to take a shit on the side of the road or in the bushes, without easy access to a rest room; roadside shit

The Kenyan would have finished the marathon 10 minutes faster if he didn't have to stop, drop, and plop after 10, 15, and 20 miles.

by Petomaine August 1, 2008

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

their slops can eat my plops!

a phrase to say when SICK of constant, eternal rainy days...

after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!

by michael foolsley August 14, 2022

plop

someone who is trying to use whit to make someone laugh but is being a fool instead and makes them laugh becasue of their foolishness

you are being such a plop right now!

by urban-nump June 9, 2018

Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005

Plopping

When you unplug a well-lubed butt plug with enough force to hear a “plop!” sound, just like champagne.

“Did you hear that sound coming from Theresa’s room last night?”
“Yes, it was Alex plopping her”

by alettopresto July 14, 2023

Plop Plop Jizz Jizz

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.

Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.

by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025