public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 07, 2023

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Library Nazi

A librarian who is strict and hot tempered.

Librarian: "Hey whisper or shut up thisisa library people are trying to study, don't make me tell you twice!" Studentsays toother student. "Wow Mrs. B is one hard ass library nazi!"

by Posh-Yoshi Spleventy-Five November 05, 2014

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the library

a school library run by a librarian commonly known as Miss V, Villilardo or Villilardo guttardo retardo. she is in charge of the library that sadly has no books, apart from toad rage - the autobiography of a toad mum and an amazingly cool poem book. popular library activities include the jumping game, eating peoples rubbers and complaining at the obvious lack of books. there is an amazing set of library rules and it is up to the older occupants of the library to set an example to the year sevens (a bad example).

Danielle: there are no books in the library! miss v why don't you buy some books??

Emma: emily stop eating my rubber!

by your face is a sock September 09, 2010

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Library Shenanigans

When peeps and/or animals display deplorable behavior in a Library in order to gain attention, while on an epic adventure.

Librarian: "You there playing loud muzak, eating an onion sandwich and dog-earing that encyclopedia... STOP the *&*@! Library Shenanigans right this minute!"
Library Patron: "Oops, sorry - I was reading some cool non fiction stories and just wanted people to notice ME because it's all about ME!"

by Rambona March 23, 2017

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