A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.
Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019
Get the Gopher Buddymug. -In the wild, a gopher is a small rodent with big cheeks.
-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.
-However calling someone a gopher, can be used as a nickname meaning that the person is funny/cute with *most importantly* squishy cheeks.
1. The gopher in my backyard ate all my plants.
2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!
2. Have you seen *insert name*’s cheeks ?! *Person* is such a gopher !!!
by ItIsWednesdayMyDudes_ August 3, 2018
Get the Gophermug. A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.
by RedneckViking September 28, 2018
Get the Tropical Gophersmug. One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)
by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014
Get the gopher greenmug. The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo
Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.
After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1
After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1
by Punkroku February 11, 2021
Get the gopher brunchmug. An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.
by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017
Get the Gopher Meatmug. Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.
Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024
Get the Shoe Gophersmug.