Glitch

*An error or problem in a system that causes both minor or major interruptions of service. The term 'glitch' here means that the analyst does not yet know the problem.

* the analyst cannot find the problem.

(1) definition derived from this paraphrased comment, posted shortly.

There's a glitch in my tax software.

by RealPolitix with Olivia LaRosa May 11, 2023

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again

i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch

by Mayo munch December 26, 2023

Glitch

he is the son of Moxxie and Millie. he has autism and adhd

sexuality: Bisexual

I am Bisexual

- Glitch

by Glitch Knolastname November 22, 2024

glitch

gay little pissbaby little stupid slut little gay guy little piss boy

glitch is totally a glitch. I mean, did you see how he reacted when his friend called him a whore?

by glitchedmoss October 8, 2020

Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"

(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)

by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025

Glitch

A young, funny, outstanding, cool, amazing, show stopping and gay man who has amazing broken humor, he's usually horknee but who cares ? He's a cool dude! He has lots of friends and has a GREAT YET SO AMAZING brother that nobody, NOBODY would EVER replace! He has an explosive personality and sense of humor, also don't take his brother away from him or he'll dox you

Glitch ate a sandwich

by cvvrzed January 25, 2022