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Glitch

A "glitch" can be defined as a symbolic disruption, error, or imperfection within digital systems or societal structures. Glitches are embraced as opportunities for resistance and subversion, challenging established norms and power dynamics.
"To glitch is to embrace malfunction, and to embrace malfunction is in and of itself an expression that starts with “no.” - Glitch Feminism by Legacy Russell

"Glitch is all about traversing along edges and stepping to the limits, those we occupy and push through, on our journey to defining ourselves" - Glitch Feminism by Legacy Russell
by EyreJordans February 14, 2024
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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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Bomb Glitch

A final "Goodbye and fuck you." from a game developer to the community playing said game; a sign of "Utter Disrespect"; an assertion of dominance by refusing to fix a game-breaking glitch making the experience more trying that it already was.
Hey, Infinity Ward, did you see how the Bomb Glitch made "The Best SnD Player in The World" lose because he couldn't perform a core function of the game?
by Activision October 12, 2014
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Glitch

Someone who is all over the place, talks to many ppl they claim to not fuck with
Synonyms: two faced, fake
she a glitch, I wouldn't fuck with her.
by rav.xen May 14, 2020
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glitch daddy

The superior king, similar to Simba;the protagonist of Disney's The Lion King franchise. But better
by narcoskiller September 12, 2021
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Wet Glitching

It’s deprived from the Latin word tupclintu and can be used as a hip turn of rain, crying, showers, sweat, and as the young people like to say turn up (By: The Ultimate Tiara Rich)
Examples:

It’s wet glitching outside.
The baby is wet glitching.

Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.
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GLITCH/danila

i have no idea if you use urban dictionary but hi!
i love you

-saturn
by saturn is die November 21, 2021
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