Teen: "Going out, Mom..."
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"
Mom: "Where, and for what?"
Teen: "Emergency Preparedness Meeting with some friends..."
Mom: "Have fun, be back for dinner!"
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 05, 2010
Emergency Dance Party is used in situations which are awkward or unusual. Used to break the strange taboo, or to relieve stress.
Advise: Do not use as an ice breaker.
Advise: Do not use as an ice breaker.
by Sai' June 01, 2005
A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.
Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.
by Alexa9321 June 05, 2008
When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.
This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.
She's a dirty girl
She's a dirty girl
by Krizbanger August 24, 2011
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
A trip to the hospital to get a small animal removed from your colon.If the animal is an ass-weasel getting the damage repaired after the weasel clawed and chewed its' way out.
Franks' emergency room special required 3 hours of surgery,to repair weasel damage. I wonder how you explain an emergency room special to your health insurer? I thought emergency room specials were bullshit until I saw one taken out of the gay bar.
by benthere March 09, 2008
by sparkman1526 November 01, 2012