by auxtin January 05, 2024
"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
by pussy_ass_bitch January 06, 2021
When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.
by Captain Splash October 21, 2018
by Earless black guy November 14, 2017
The state of only being partially enrolled in college or advanced classes while engaged in a High School curriculum.
"I signed up for AP and Honors, but I am going to focus on those because they are important." "Oh, so you did Dual-Enrollmentish"
by BettyEpstein April 09, 2013
Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.
by Kim Xicana August 24, 2023