Upsidedown Crocodile Bite

When your genital warts have started lining up along the hairline of your pubic hair and it starts to resemble the bite of a crocodile.
I was going down on my wife when I realized her warts had flared up and now she's got an Upsidedown crocodile bite!
by CrocBot May 23, 2022
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Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 25, 2022
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Watch a crocodile

Most random way to say good bye.
You: Bye bye

Troll: Watch a crocodile

You: wtf...

Troll:...
by one two three is peeface February 24, 2011
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Crocodile Trap

When someone chomps down on a dick when giving a blowjob.
Me: “I need surgery. My girl gave me a crocodile trap this morning.”
by whisperonastarchase February 13, 2024
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crocodile rodeo

When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.
by Big Dog the Pirate December 31, 2024
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Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.
It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.
by D12434132 October 01, 2018
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Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 09, 2022
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