the cutest ever living creature on the planet earth. He has the sweetest smile! He loves to sing, he loves to dance. He's an all-rounder. Versatile! HANDSOME! PERIOD!
CJ Zvi is amazing!
by imthecutest November 09, 2020
CJ Swick is a 15 year old bitch. Who thinks he is cool because he plays Fortnite. He has munk and he will graduate a Virgin and will be like that for ever because he can’t even get girls but he thinks he can. Fuck 12
by KillLights March 14, 2019
A crude and graphic sex act where after a man anally pleasures his (african-american) partner, he releases his load in his/her ass and squeezes the cheeks together.
Ted: Dude, did you hear about Justin?
MyKel: No what happened?
Ted: He totally gave your girl a CJ Oreo
MyKel: No what happened?
Ted: He totally gave your girl a CJ Oreo
by OutOfControl1901 May 20, 2010
a gay wigger that spends most of his time writing horrible raps and sucking large black cocks of transgender drag queens in a parkinglot behind KFC
Cj Alexander is the definition of white trash
by biggerdickthanCj October 17, 2011
a dumb unfaithful whore who flirts with EVERYBODY'S man. she tends to flirt with guys that are WAY too young for her. she leads guys on when she has a boyfriend. her nose is funny looking and her teeth are yellow as fuck. if you want some pussy go to www.myspace.com/youaremyoneandonlylove
^baha
^baha
by morgan laconty May 24, 2008
States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver
Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"
Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."
(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)
Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"
Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."
(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)
Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"
Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
by joecity7 October 25, 2011
CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
by Jose Vangall February 08, 2020