Zane

A massive wide receiver. Also has a head shaped like a fucking triangle

IQ of 7 at max.

"Hey look it's Zane!!"
"What a fucking nigger"

by dadoomboi March 21, 2024

Zane

a butthead, trying his best

Zane is such a butthead

by zanehater7 April 16, 2024

Zane

A sexy mf with a mullet who does wrestling and is funny. He also has the dumbest fucking laugh ever but for some reason it just drawing you in bc he’s so mf cute it actually pisses you off. Like you wanna punch him in his stupid cute ducking face so bad that shits dumb

"I heard you liked Zane Vetter?”
“Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch I don’t even wanna.”

by Tobalicious__ October 13, 2020

Zane K.

Zane K. is a very strong BIG individual that swears he has a six pack, but when you pull up his shirt all you see is a six pack of rolls.

Oh my! Look its a Zane K. wow i can smell his breathe all the way here!!

Oh wow! Its a Zane K... I hope he doesnt crush me with his man boobs!

by Fat Tinder Girl November 22, 2021

Zane

The very definition of donkey dick energy

Damn Zane, u got that shmeat

by Roadkill69 April 26, 2025

zane day

zane day, a day for zane,,, on may 12th

1 : DID U HEAR?? ITS ZANE DAY!!
2 : cool.

by tweekballs January 13, 2022

Zane

Zane is a funny dude. He’s short, like his D, and isn’t really the most athletic. He does come from a good background of fucking hoes. Besides this, Zane is an overall L

Zane is an L

by L+L=L November 19, 2019