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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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Off my turk

Off of a turk aka marijuana in some form.
"Bro i'm off my turk now"
by Whalemantis July 6, 2024
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triple chin turk

a turk who tries to fuck his friends in games or a is a porn addict.
emir wont stop acting like a triple chin turk bruh
by kazumakiryourself February 25, 2023
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National Give an Owen Big Turks Day

On every May 21st give someone named Owen in your life a bag of big turks.
Did you get Owen their big Turks turks yet? It’s national give an Owen big Turks day!
by Ojoe May 21, 2024
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Turk

A man or women with a fat ass
by sigma chode October 22, 2025
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Grey Skinned Turk

The Definition of “grey skinned Turk” is naming your child Hakki
An Example definition of grey skinned Turk When speaking to someone about grey skinned Turks it’s often shorted to just Hakki as in Türkiye 87% of Turkish people called Hakki do in fact have grey skin
by Grey-Skin May 9, 2024
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