Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Get the Jordan stokesmug. A glory hunting fuckwit who does not yet realise that their team "Stoke City" is long past its sell-by date. They meet on a weekly basis at the local circus, also referred to as the bet365 Stadium. The stadium is home to "Stoke City", a team well known for its hideous combination of red and white that are their colours. Not to mention that rabid hippo that is the pinnacle of this cult. Stoke Fans get a boner once said hippo is spotted.
by Wehatestoke September 29, 2022
Get the Stoke Fanmug. A Calm and collected man, with an irresistibly magnetic personality. Stokely’s are always immensely intelligent, yet they are risk takers and rebels to their core. The True African Archetype. Stokely’s are rare indeed but once you have met and truly been in the presence of one, you will surely never forget.
by John Osborne November 22, 2021
Get the Stokelymug. by Ryannaphone November 4, 2018
Get the Stoke the Firemug. by Bobster69 January 30, 2018
Get the Stokedmug. by Gutie Gutie May 24, 2022
Get the Stokes papamug. Tiffany Stokes-Dinkins is a licensed psychotherapist.
by SovereignWoman November 23, 2021
Get the Tiffany Stokes-Dinkinsmug.