Soiled Sock

1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.

2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.

1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.

2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.

by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016

special sock

A sock one ejeculates into.
Also: magic sock

Larry's special sock stinks

by Ed November 12, 2003

pocket sock

A single sock kept in your pocket for emergencies.

Dog ate your sock? Pocket sock!
Can't find an oven mitt? Pocket sock!
Too many M&M's to carry in one hand? Pocket sock!
Forget Gus's birthday gift? Pocket sock!

by Tater tot hotdish February 20, 2017

sock

It belongs on ones foot. sometimes these become lodged up the batty

aw man my socks gone up my batty again

by Rudie the Rachel September 23, 2004

sock on the doorknob

Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock

My roommate saw the sock on the doorknob, so they knew I was in there having fun with my partner.

by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018

sock it to the nuts

The act of sliding your penis in a girl's vagina until your testicles touch her pubic region. Completely covering your penis. Much like pulling a sock over one's foot.

Yeah that girl I took home last night let me sock it to the nuts.

by Ghost Face Scribbla November 25, 2007

bonus sock

When wahing clothes, the extra mateless sock you did not own before that somehow seeps its way into your laundry.

"Do you do your laundry at the washaus? You should, I got three bonus socks the last time I went!"

by SpeedyBee244 June 15, 2007