Sharted

When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants

Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED

by MidnightT March 22, 2006

Sharted

When you think you have to fart and the make a huge fool out of yourself by then blowing out a huge pile of stinkin poo.

"Dude, let's go."" Why bro, we just got here.""I sharted and it STINKS!!!"

by Ann Onomymous November 13, 2015

sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

by jessica March 29, 2004

shart

When you fart so hard you shit yourself.

"That was one hell of a fart, I think I might have sharted. My pants are wet."

by Dan5665 April 26, 2012

Shart

A fart that splatters shit with it.

Tom: "I just sharted in the toilet."
Judy: "Ewww! TMI Tom!"

by Crop Dusting June 22, 2014

shart

A fusion of two words fart and shit... Due to a determined act of confidently wanting to expel bodily gases out of the rectum, but unexpectedly propelling a small amount of bodily liquids from the aforementioned rectum.

Have you ever farted, but it really wasn't a fart? Yes, I sharted! Happens to me all the time.

by paulazahn April 08, 2015

sharted

fart plus shit equals shart.

if you still don't know what it means you're ratchet

farting/shitting at the same time. if this happens to you, you just sharted

by your.so.extra June 12, 2012