work shampoo

Shampoo you leave at work to wash your clip in hair extensions that you are still wearing from the night before for a last minute happy hour randevu with a new boo.

Why do you have shampoo at work?
It’s my work shampoo.

by Ginap September 2, 2022

Cunt Shampoo

Beer.

I lathered myself with some cunt shampoo...

by Mylo Johnson January 14, 2022

shampoo dodger

people who don't like washing their hair and don't realise it has gone greasy and horrible.

megan- that girl anya has such greasy hair!

joanna- i know, what a shampoo dodger!

by hanzbub. February 15, 2009

Adiorondack Shampoo

introducing your Louisville Slugger to some body's skull

Oh man did you see John pull the adiorondack shampoo on Drake's face?

by Bullitt2845 February 13, 2010

Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.

Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!

by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022

Spit Shampoo

This happen when a girl proceeds to wash your dick with her mouth resulting in a Saliva Shampoo. When the job is down she should be able to see her reflection on your cock.

I wish this girl would give me a spit shampoo

by SLR474 July 27, 2024

Shampoo

The most overrated hair loss treatment, only a cleansing agent, red flag, red flag, red flag! 🚩

My anti hair fall shampoo is a scam 💀

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021