ghetto nuns

best friends who are cooler than anyone else.
bitches you just don't fuck with. ever.
Hannah: Oh I so fucked with those ghetto nuns.
Grace: Oh shit girl! You are FUCKED. They're gonna sugar your gas tank and plant coke in it and get you pulled over. FUCK.
by ghettonun. September 1, 2009
mugGet the ghetto nunsmug.

tight as a nuns bum

This saying relates to the Sound of Music . In a deleted scene Baron Von Trapp finds away around Julie Andrews vowels as a nun leaving her front bum pure.
This jam jar won't open, it was as tight as a nuns bum.
by Smalley 2 Shits November 16, 2016
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one lone nun

A common bowling term used to describe an almost-strike where all the pins are knocked over except for the center-most front pin.
I almost got a strike if it weren't for the one lone nun.
by myspecialmagic November 1, 2016
mugGet the one lone nunmug.

Sexy assed nun

A catholic nun who has taken a vow of chastiy, yet exudes sexuality. Wears yoga pants and jocky underwear, says "fuck" and flips the bird. People rush to be in her company and are enchanted by her smile. She is an angel and a bitch all rolled into one.
That is one sexy assed nun playing the piano. She is so hot the keys might melt.
by LamR2 February 7, 2017
mugGet the Sexy assed nunmug.

basket full of nuns

somthing extremly innocent, or in need of protection.
That accident screwed up my entire mourning, there better have been a basket full of nuns traped under a flaming truck.

That guys are whimpier than a basket of nuns.
by yo mama not obama October 12, 2009
mugGet the basket full of nunsmug.
1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.
by rucus11 September 19, 2009
mugGet the colder than a nun's thighmug.

Tighter than a Nuns cunt

Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.
by Paul Loose November 15, 2007
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