shut the fuck up milk

What you say to your friend who looks like Milk from Big Mouth when he says anything mildly stupid.

“Hey guys! Want to see my long Brazilian shlong?
“Shut the fuck up Milk.”

by Christian Chernoff January 12, 2021

the bread and milk phenomenon

A term used to decribe the phenomenon where people (ushaly New Englanders and North Westerners) go into a panic during a large snowstorm/ ice storm and buy out all the bread and milk in super markets in fear they will be snowed in for a week.

"Once again we have fallen victim to the the bread and milk phenomenon, and now have 10 loafs of bread an 3 quarts of milk"

by chaosender December 19, 2009

Milk of the fox

A substance which supplies slyness to those who are raised upon it.

That man has outwitted the crow and has its food without having to chase it, therefore he has been raised on the milk of the fox.

by Sham Lad August 4, 2011

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk!

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.

1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

by dixintha March 26, 2008

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back

Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

by ur DaD mR. bean May 11, 2020

No milk in the fridge

An excuse to justify doing something misleading, and making it harmless.

Alice rubs josh's cock because there's no milk in the fridge

by ToughTimes June 9, 2012

Mini milk and the kraves

The most innovative band since fat boy slim

The milk mans favourite band

I am the milk man and mini milk and the kraves is my favourite band

by Minimilkandthekraves November 23, 2021