John

Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom

Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451

by CumYum April 19, 2022

John

Most John’s are sluts

Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut

by TheAdorableOne March 17, 2023

John

An absolute legend.

Omg did John do that

by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022

Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

by tichocolat July 11, 2018

John

A tall pale white kid

Did you see how pale John is.

by Aztk Duck December 10, 2018

John

a stupid obese nword

john is obese

by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019

john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021