Friendzone

A place you never want to visit because there is only 0.05% of escaping, Friendzone is the most dangerous place ever existed that is made by the devil/satan himself.

Me: I love you.

Girl: I think we should be just Friends.

Me: Did I just get FRIENDZONE?!

by WhatTheFuckRichard September 9, 2016

Friendzone

A kid who tells a chick that she's cute way too early and gets shoved into the "friendzone"

" Bro this kid actually stupid for saying that too early, mans should've known he would get thrown into the friendzone

by treysongs June 14, 2020

Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process

"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"

by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016

Friendzone reacharound

When you awkwardly side hug your friend outside McDonald's whilst people stare

I gave her the friendzone reacharound

by Fnishwhish April 24, 2022

Buridan's Friendzone

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.

Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Friendzone

Someone who meets a girl on snapchat for two days and falls in love only to be put in this spectrum of the relationship dynamic. Usually followed by ghosting, Juice WRLD, and friends seeing her at a bar.

Yo that guy was totally friendzoned when he allegedly kissed her and ended up being just a friend.

by Lukey(Hoodie) August 28, 2021

FriendZone

The aptly names FriendZone is a place in girls hearts where she puts people, mostly close friends ranging of any age, sexuality, or gender Identity, she does not plan on pursuing as a relationship partner because you two are to close. If you believe you have been friendzoned unfairly why not go sit in the corner and think about your life such as:

Personality

and/or have been diagnosed with Nice Guy Syndrome

I'm in the FriendZone but that's okay because I appreciate your friendship.

by Screaming Cactus May 31, 2018