bitch cobbler

someone is to a full extent of being totally gay that they are the esscence of faggotisicity

Kraig: Shut up man, it's just spandex
Dave: Wow! you are such a bitch cobbler! LOL

by awesomo does not compute March 28, 2009

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.

WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!

by mememachine11 August 25, 2016

squat cobbler

When one sits in a pie, and performs various actions made to turn the watcher on.

Dan what the hell are you doing in there?

Sorry just applying cream to myself.

Are you doing a squat cobbler again?

by Saul G. September 2, 2016

Squat Cobbler

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn

God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on

by Zerker161 September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016

cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

Squat Cobbler

It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.

AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass

"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill

by starman65 August 17, 2016