Originated in Scotland in 1939 by couple under the influence of crack cocaine. The girl takes a 12 minute climb to the top of the house. Places her kiester at the top of the chimney. The male is rooted at the base with a Viagra induced stiffy. The girl proceeds slide down the chimney, ass out, aiming to spark intercourse. Neither partner with lube on
by WDvorak44 May 25, 2016
“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”
Or
“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”
Or
“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
by Befarnajo July 09, 2023
So my boyfriend gave me a Chicago chimney sweep...I was surprised when I found out it was basically ass to mouth.
by Kzooprophet October 14, 2009
The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.
by Creampie Holcum July 28, 2011
Santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. This means he can only have sex the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. Mrs. Clause has gone the whole year un-fucked, so at this point, there is much dust in her vagina. Because of all of the Chimneys Santa has gone down, he is not afraid. But because he has been down so many Chimneys, there is black soot and marijuana resine on his penis. When he fucks Mrs. Clause, her dust is replaced with soot and marijuana resine.
Santa's Chimney Dilema is the grossest thing I've ever heard of, I like the Easter Bunny absense of toilet dilema better.
by Andy K April 18, 2004
The sexual act in where the male smokes a cigarette, cigar, ect. and uses the females vagina as an ash tray until the object being smoked is completely gone. With the ashes still in the females vagina, the male fucks her as hard as he possibly can.
Guilanna got pissed last night because her pussy got burnt when we were doing the San Diego chimney.
by the cafeteria February 04, 2010
the random nose that comes from your mouth when you sneze, it is going to fast to make it out.
also used in norway when being asked to pass the fork...
also used in norway when being asked to pass the fork...
by bobrio November 08, 2004