Pre-K
everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.
Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.
3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.
6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.
9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders
11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours
everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.
Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.
3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.
6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.
9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders
11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours
Being a student is hard. Please homeschool the little children so they don't suffer 12 years in school
18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(
18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(
by youtuber1289 May 01, 2022
The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.
Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"
Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
by I like My Bike November 04, 2011
A bunch of dumb ass thots that think they’re cool when really kearsley is thought of as a trashy school full of poor idiotic childish kids. Everyone at kearsley accuses their friends of doing things that they didn’t do and every student has a new group of friends every year because they switch up so much they can’t keep the same people around.
by frosting loving November 03, 2019
by The Geeky Gangsta October 02, 2017
Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do
Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do
Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no
by It's a cow luke May 04, 2021
Community project for the creation of a not-safe-for-work visual novel currently on its 5th iteration (excluding the 2021 april fools version)
by Talloranisnotgay June 06, 2021
A person that is depressed on a daily basis and exists in another existence, not knowing the horrors of your mom.
by Pelithi W.C December 17, 2022