thands

Adjective: Used to describe something that would qualify as awesome, rad, cool, or all of the above. It may be used following the word "hardcore" or "the", but original uses of the word are allowed.

Dude #1: "That's the thands, man"
Dude #2: "I know, right?"

Dude #1: "That's hardcore thands."
Dude #2: "You don't need to tell me twice."

by Frost Eternal December 15, 2008

Thanos

A Purple Dude that wants to destroy Half of the Universe for some reason.

Hitler: We need to kill all of the Jews
Homie: Just like how Thanos wants to kill half the Universe?
Hitler: Wait, what?

by The Slavic Squater November 13, 2018

Thanos

The 45th President of the United States of America. He has a throbbing purple cock and his jawline can cut glass. Women love him because of his asschin and because he is inevitable. His hobbies are genocide, killing his daughter, and fishing. Some say he is the true father of Xxxtentacion which would make him Gekyume’s grandfather. He killed Tony Swag because Tony Swag took his infinity stones from him. He got upset because his infinity stones are actually penis enlargement pills. Overall though, Thanos is a really cool and fun guy and is always down to hang and get fucked up with the boys.

Black Widow: I don’t think we should kill Thanos
Avengers: Why not?
Black Widow: Because he gave me the best dicking down of my entire last night. His rod is longer than Hulk’s
Hulk: Well he’s stupid for being purple. Fuck that clown lookin ass.
*Thanos appears*
Thanos: What did you say Hulk?
Hulk: uhhhh nothing sorry dawg
*Thanos dickslaps Hulk in the face*
*Hulk dies*
*Thanos leaves to go fishing*

by Youngchungus May 31, 2019

dummy thicc thanos

hrrngh i'm trying to dust everyone, but the dummy thicc clap of my infinity stones kept alerting the avengers

Have you seen dummy thicc thanos?

Yeah, boi has mad cheeks.

by egg.carton October 16, 2019

Thanos

A big purple faggot who beats his meat to children

Thanos is gay

by Big chungus2.0 January 21, 2019

Thanos car

F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDITREPORT.COM BABY I SAW THEYRE ADD ON MY TV

yeet im a thanos car

by LOCK A COCK September 19, 2018

tandom bicycle

A popular sex move where an intimate couple is having doggie style sex... The male bear huges the female and springs onto his back while keeping his dick in her vagina... Once on their backs the couple peddles their legs as if riding a bike. Usually used as the final position of the night.

"Im almost about to spurt babe, you wanna move to the tandom bicycle now?"

by Nuchibuchi August 15, 2006