Ryan Text

An unneccesarily long body of text in which there is absolutely no point in providing that much detail

Holy shit bro this guy just sent me a Ryan Text

by DankUnicorn69 June 22, 2017

text carry

Text carry happens when you are texting someone and neither of you want to end the conversation, but you have nothing left to say. So, you keep texting them the same thing back and forth.

Text carry:
Boy 1- yep
Boy 2- yep
Boy 1-yep
Boy 2-yep

by Mari the diva May 27, 2017

Scrabble Text

When you send someone a text message "1" letter at a time to form a sentence vertically like scrabble. You turn 1 text message into 20+!! Best opportunity for success is when their sleeping or you know they aren't near their iPhone.

Emotions might include: Feeling special, afraid, anxious, or confused.

EXAMPLE: Dave (waking up hungover):

"Dude…...Frankie just sent me 22 text messages, what did I do last night??" looks at text message Awwww whatta dick, it's just a scrabble text!!

EXAMPLE: Female you meet night before at a bar (on her lunch break from work next day):
"WTH, just meet this guy last night and he's blowing up my phone. This fool is psycho, he just sent me 16 text messages?!?" looks at text message……Damn, I just got scrabble text!

by Mr. Toma May 2, 2014

text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Rorshach Text

An ambiguous text message that could be interpreted any one of a number of ways. The ambiguity is often, but not exclusively, of a sexual nature.

This girl just sent me a total Rorshach text: "I was really excited to come tonight, but I'm feeling a little tired now."

I can't understand any of James's Rorshach texts, I think he must be drunk or high.

by kingmob? August 9, 2010

text toss

After you send a text message and hit 'send' you toss your phone aside, out of habit.

after she sent the text message, she accidentally text tossed her phone right into the sink.

by The woman of the future April 14, 2009

Tactical text

A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).

"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"

by Testosterone Tornado March 24, 2020