A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by sammy341 July 31, 2008
Get the Texas mug.-A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texab criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texab criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by mikey321 July 28, 2008
Get the Texas mug.a.)n. A state of mind
b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.
c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.
c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
by Pitoyable May 22, 2005
Get the Texas mug.by Chamelion789 April 2, 2011
Get the Texas mug.1.A pimple on the ass of America.
2.A place with fat red necks and extreme weather. Although locals "claim" that cowboy boots are a stereotype, they're not.
3. A place hated by 49/50 U.S. states.
2.A place with fat red necks and extreme weather. Although locals "claim" that cowboy boots are a stereotype, they're not.
3. A place hated by 49/50 U.S. states.
by SheSadlyLiveInTexas May 27, 2011
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Get the Texas mug.The Greatest State and place to be in The U.S.of motherfuckin A.
The State you dont wanna fuck around in or you will be cut, stabbed, and/or shot.Don't talk shit about us or you will be beaten with the intention of death and/or serious injury. WE dont fuck our relatives only alabama folks do that like ruben stutter And leonard Skinnerd. Um seriously East Dallas we will cut the hell outta you.WE really dont like Bush fuck him. I Don't give a fuck. I will cut you if you talk shit. Texas is really a great place to be especially if your looking forward to getting shot growing up by running your mouth or fucking a drug dealers wife, steer clear of that though and your safe as a motherfuck in a motherfucking contest. But seriusly though be cool my name is Curtis I do stab cut and beat people with the intention of death and/or serious injury. And for all you motherfucks out there most of us have full sets of teeth and the vast majority dont live in trailors but there are some down ass whiteboys who do live in trailors next to cemetaries name Grove Hill.
Texas is the home of the players and pimps
Beating niggers asses in the great state of Texas
Texas Born and i was dallas raised
Texas motherfuckers thats were i stay
I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS
The State you dont wanna fuck around in or you will be cut, stabbed, and/or shot.Don't talk shit about us or you will be beaten with the intention of death and/or serious injury. WE dont fuck our relatives only alabama folks do that like ruben stutter And leonard Skinnerd. Um seriously East Dallas we will cut the hell outta you.WE really dont like Bush fuck him. I Don't give a fuck. I will cut you if you talk shit. Texas is really a great place to be especially if your looking forward to getting shot growing up by running your mouth or fucking a drug dealers wife, steer clear of that though and your safe as a motherfuck in a motherfucking contest. But seriusly though be cool my name is Curtis I do stab cut and beat people with the intention of death and/or serious injury. And for all you motherfucks out there most of us have full sets of teeth and the vast majority dont live in trailors but there are some down ass whiteboys who do live in trailors next to cemetaries name Grove Hill.
Texas is the home of the players and pimps
Beating niggers asses in the great state of Texas
Texas Born and i was dallas raised
Texas motherfuckers thats were i stay
I FUCKING LOVE TEXAS
Californian: Hi Im A Queer from calfornia I love penis like the vast majority of other californians with the exception of snoop, Eazy E and various other real ass niggers
Texan:Well Woopty Fuck I'm from Texas, I am going to cut you now with the intention of death and/or serious injury because i have 32 teethand it seems that one of yours has been blown out from various cocksmoking.
Californian: wait! wait! wait! let's work this out. . . I'll suck your penis which just so happens to be big cuz its from Texas.
Texan:Well Woopty Fuck I'm from Texas, I am going to cut you now with the intention of death and/or serious injury because i have 32 teethand it seems that one of yours has been blown out from various cocksmoking.
Californian: wait! wait! wait! let's work this out. . . I'll suck your penis which just so happens to be big cuz its from Texas.
by CurtisLizandroValdivia January 9, 2006
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