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turd terrorist 

Someone who takes pleasure in defiling a public or common restroom -- especially if it is your office/work place -- with their feces. For example they will leave butt crust on the toilet seat or not flush. They might smear their shit on the toilet lid. Or they can wipe their ass with toilet paper but throw it on the floor. It does not have to necessarily be the bathroom they terrorize. For example, they can take a dump while nobody is looking where you might accidentally step in it.
Be careful. If you have to go in the restroom wear a hazmat uniform suit. It has been struck by a turd terrorist.
turd terrorist by ChEWeay December 16, 2008
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stinky terrorist 

When you fuck somebody up the butt without a condom and u pull out and make that person suck your dick with their doo doo on it
stinky terrorist by case dog May 18, 2009

Testicular Terrorist 

Any person that decides to strike a man in the nether region aka his nuts, balls, sack.
Jenna was fooling around with Jimbo when she decided to strike him in the nuts. Jenna is now labeled a Testicular Terrorist.

Climate Terrorist 

A person who terrorizes society by fear mongering about the change in climate to direct tax dollars to and incentives to their constituents
John and Al, notorious Climate Terrorists plead with congress that we need to shift our form of generating power because temperatures have risen.
Climate Terrorist by FF2K July 17, 2023

Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's) 

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.
Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).

rectal terrorist 

A man who hits on other men for anal sex.
That rectal terrorist was hitting on Tom at the bar all night.
rectal terrorist by Cartman69 March 15, 2005

Upper Tank Terrorist 

Someone who shits in the upper tank of a toliet then leaves. Then some unsuspecting fucker comes and takes a piss or shit and then flushes it,, only to find brown water coming down.
Since that bitch wouldnt put out, i said i had to leave her house for business. I then ask to use the toliet, there i Upper Decked her toliet and then left. Bin Laden has nothing on this Upper Tank terrorist
Upper Tank Terrorist by jwka July 30, 2009