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These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
by Lily Mann June 25, 2021
mugGet the my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻mug.

Tequila

Ultimate bone helping juice

A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.

Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.

“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?

-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.

-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
mugGet the Tequilamug.

Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.
“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.
by SuzieSays November 30, 2020
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tequila tits

When a Mexican shoots cum onto your tits, then rims it with salt, and adds a lime. Screaming Ariba the entire time.
Hey Carlos I am going to tequila tits her
by AK_Reaper April 25, 2017
mugGet the tequila titsmug.

Tequila

A discord server with a whole bunch of e faggots
Do NOT join tequila on discord
by FuckTequilaDiscord August 4, 2023
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Smug Tequila

a form of Acid Tequila where the LSD is combined with a very inexpensive Tequila.
"Yo my Man, you still got some o' da good Smug Tequila ?" - "No dude, dat shit for plebs"
by Young Jah-Jah Binks December 6, 2016
mugGet the Smug Tequilamug.

Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022
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