Teele :)

The worlds greatest person, the one everyone loves. Beautiful is an understatement when describing her. If your having a bad day she'll be the one to turn it all around :)

And she is by far, the best cuddler and kisser ever :)

Shes just all around amazing :)

I was having the worst day, then I met Teele :)

by Ranger0945621 October 14, 2011

telecannabinesis

A phenomenon in which people who are high on Marijuana share mental wavelengths. This can manifest in many ways including but not limited to; a friend whistles or hums a song that you were just thinking about, says something aloud that you were just thinking, texts or calls you at the same moment that you were going to text or call them, happens to be smoking pot elsewhere at the same moment you are, or you and a friend say the same thing at the same time.

Although these phenomena do occur for people who are not under the influence of Marijuana, the frequency of these phenomena seem to increase for people who are.

TEXT MESSAGE:
Dude what are you doin?

-Just blazin' and listening to Derp by Herp&theDerps. This song is so amazing when you're high.

OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING? I'm doing the exact same thing! We've got telecannabinesis!

by Stankmeista July 8, 2011

Talee

A smart, caring girl with a heart of gold. She quiet until you get to know her. She may seem easygoing, but don't mess with her friends. Girls don't like her because she just has that kind of presence. your day just gets brighter when she's around.

today's a good day, there must be a Talee around.

by mom805 September 16, 2018

Telecide

A generic term for long range fatal advances. IE: archery, spear throwing, tomahawk throwing, cannons, guns, crossbow, missile firing

The soldiers in the back mainly fight with methods of telecide.

In the battle of Agencourt, the English defeated the French because of their telecidal advancement of the longbow.

The technology of nuclear missiles provides armies the advantage of telecide.

by Dark Master87 June 5, 2009

teleboards

a place where people go to talk about topics and reply with opinions that may be ignorant, civilized, or actually intelligent.
eyes.

...love, acceptance or hate one another.

by eyes May 13, 2005

telecasleep

To deceive one's boss/co-workers into believing you are telecommuting, and, instead, shirk your professional responsibilities and sleep-in (often through the afternoon and typically after a heavy night's drinking).

My fellow inebriates and I ended up telecasleeping last Friday after a late night's revelry that culminated in our collective incarceration and subsequent jailbreak. Thankfully, my boss was none the wiser.

by j masters January 16, 2007

Teleboner

A erection resulting from the participation of telephone intercourse (see phonesex).

Girl: "I'm touching myself."
Guy: "Oh, im totally getting a teleboner."
Girl: "Oh, way to be romantic, asshole."

by JakeTheNinja April 28, 2009