Tactical Wank

The masturbation used right before having sex. Used to ensure that a cock-slap does not occur. As made famous by The Inbetweeners.
Simon: What if I can't get it up?
Jay: Nah, don't worry, nip off and have a tactical wank now
by kiillrz December 15, 2011
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Tactical Reload

Can be applied to any food or drink, however, is more commonly used with beer and/or cigarrettes.

Beer (or any Drink):When a person has one sip of a beer left in the bottle or can, and they open their next beer in an effort to flawlessly move from one almost empty beer to their next full beer. Can be repeated many times.

Cigarettes (or any smokeable object): When an individual takes the last drag of their cigarette, puts a new cigarette in their mouth, and lights the new cigarette with the old cigarette.

(Comes from the military term which refers to ejecting the magazine from your rifle/pistol/etc. while you still have one round in the chamber, and inserting a new full magazine, therefore enabling the shooter to continue shooting without having to re-charge their weapon.)
Quincy: Hey there Mike, why did you just open another beer?

Mike: Well I only have a few sips left in this one.

Quincy: So you're just going to move from one beer to the next?

Mike: I'm using a Tactical Reload!

Quincy: You just blew my mind.
by Miketerrell July 14, 2010
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tactical tupperware

A pistol (primarily) made out of plastic-like material. IE Nylon , Carbon fiber , Nylatron ,Etralyte, Delrin and so on. Can refer to the Glock family of pistols.
'What'd you bring to the range today , tommy'
*a glock! Its so badddd*
'You're right , it is bad! Trash the tactical tupperware and get a 1911'
*but I paid $600 ,and it has a 32rd magazine*
by Mrstickball September 16, 2005
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Cheap Tactics

Using tactics that require an absence of testicles; usually used by players with no skill.
by Dirk January 19, 2004
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Lane Tactics

where you start at the opposite end of room then start beating the fuck out of your dick and start running towards your S/O and shove your penis into her vagina and bust a nut so you can speedrun sex
yo me and my wife wanted a baby but i was too tired to have regular sex, so we did the Lane Tactics
by datkfeefers April 14, 2023
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tactical sitting

similar to camping in a video game. only difference is that a tactical sitter will stay still for a short period in the match as comparable to a camper remaining in the same location the entire match.
"Stop camping, camper."
"I'm not camping. I'm tactical sitting. It's not my fault you ran into the same hall twice."
by Spaz Out January 09, 2010
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Tactically Stationary

Securing an objective from a vantage point requiring no movement. Only those with a high degree of skill will be successful at performing this tactic unscathed. Frequently practiced by the insurgency.
The insurgents secured the enemy spawn point with their Tactically Stationary maneuver.

by MitiGator October 07, 2008
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