tablet pc

Is sort of a cross between a laptop and a pocket pc. It is the size of a laptop with a keyboard, but you can turn around the sreen and lay it down so that it is a large pocket pc.

The tablet pc was supposed to be the next big thing but it never caught on.

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

tableness

Short for "tap-ableness". It's a measurement of how fuckable a person is. Similar to sex-appeal.

How is her tableness? I'd tap that ass any day!

by Niels Bohring February 19, 2010

tablecloth

(n) used to cover a nice table so food doesn't get on it while you eat; found often in family homes, but rarely in dorms or frat houses

Fratboy Matt: Hey, get the tablecloth and set the table, I got a pizza!
Fratboy Sam: We don't have a table cloth, we'll just use alot of napkins.

by Matt Pryor March 20, 2005

Well well well how the turn tables

The best quote from the office

Well well well how the turn tables you have activated my trap card

by CornHub.Com/HardcoreCorn November 16, 2020

Tablehooter

A "tablehooter" is a cheap sounding electronic keyboard for the beginner market. Often considered toy keyboards. From the German "tischhupe" which roughly describes a tabletop car horn array.

Some otherwise completely useless tablehooters are sought after by music producers for their unique tonal attributes (or more accurately, perhaps, for their obscurity value).

There's no way in hell I'm going to trade my Hohner Clavinet classic for that little Casio tablehooter you got for your fifth birthday, friend.

by Scribbles the Monkey November 8, 2009

Table Ender

sexual intercourse that takes place on or at the end of a table.

"We were going to Simon and Lisa's for supper, but then caught them having a Table Ender and it spoilt our appetites, so we went out to a restaurant instead."

by Alexandra July 28, 2004

table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash instead of going to the ATM.

I'm kind of low on cash, anyone mind if I do some table banking?

by Mercy April 5, 2006