1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.
2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!
Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 01, 2009
When a person wants every word with MAN in it removed from the English language, Spanish language conjugations and all written history.
by rockNrollTUFFguy February 27, 2018
A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.
The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.
They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.
I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!
by FitTwit October 03, 2018
Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.
by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010
1. John you are a fucking twit whistle grow the fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!
by Idisownbikesnobs April 19, 2016